What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the favorite number of french potheads?

80

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

Parole Jokes More Parole Jokes

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What is the longest?

Life without parole

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!