What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Parole Jokes More Parole Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What is the longest?

Life without parole

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster