What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?

A: Pooched.

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.