What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.