What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.