What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

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Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.