Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted