Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time