How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.