Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!