Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Al Jokes More Al Jokes

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !