What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

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What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

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Because they don't want the siren to die.

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

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Moist-your-eyes-er

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...