Camouflaged
Because he was alfredo the dark!
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)
We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
For camouflage.
