What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE