What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say