He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
He was barred.
A tiger moth !
Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
The horses name was Friday.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.