What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.