What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What's the best part about child molestation jokes?

You don't understand it until you're older!

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.