What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

To understand what recursion is...

You must first understand what recursion is

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What sound does a banambulance make?

Naner naner naner

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.