Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!