Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!