Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Rein Jokes More Rein Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!