Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Rein Jokes More Rein Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"