Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"