Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

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What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!