What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What is the hamburgers' motto?

If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!