What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What is the hamburgers' motto?

If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!