You are the wurst.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
A Wurst-Kse Scenario
Their sausages are the wurst.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Freud
The sausages.
Because they are the wurst.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
They both fear the wurst
I never sausage a body."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
Pupil: The sausage!
Cafe
If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again
Because nobody likes his company!
What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
An author-dontist Wahey!
Because he bruises like-a Peach!
The feet
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
The braille left her lips numb.
A thought.
Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice
Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !
The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth
Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.
