What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

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What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.