In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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When hunger strikes.
He was conducting.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Neck-romance-y.
Au, yeah!
Being struck by an iMac.
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
They are the path of leaf resistance.
Because it was a fowl.
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
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A: One strike, and they're out.
They went on strike!
They'd form pigget lines.
A thought.
The elevator men are on strike!
He was an excellent conductor
A: He was striking a happy medium.
Thanks I needed that.
You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.
A picket fence.
Because it follows the path of least resistance
Pick it! (Picket)
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
They wanted a better celery!
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
Damn it!
Time to get it fixed.
Tuesday.
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
He was a good conductor.
In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.
It's a perfect 5/7.
Get back in the ship, men!"
Jerky.
With zen diagrams!
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
Condom-Mints
A: In France.
When it's raining Datsun cogs.
3, and the rest are true stories.
Alan RIPman
They can't stop licking their paws.
Why not 17 What's stopping us
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D
Because they can't remember long stories !
