What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

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Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.