My donation check to Feed the Children!
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Check your privilege, sithlord
A: Learning from your mistakes.
Kidneys.
when someone fed a genie alfredo
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.
Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.
Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.
