What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.