What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.