Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase?

I see what you did there"