Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase?

I see what you did there"

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.