Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.