Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.