What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.