What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.