What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

What do cows call Frank Sinatra?

Old Moo Eyes!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !