What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.