What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..