What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.