What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.