What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!