What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!