What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.