Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!