Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.