What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

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What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)