What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

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What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!