What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

X Jokes More X Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine?

OK!

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

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