What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.