What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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X Jokes More X Jokes

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?

A woman changes hers more often.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.