If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
A leotard
A: It was closed.
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
The one with the most branches!
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
He wanted to taco bout his problems
They tend to be mean.
A subwoofer.
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.