What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.