What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.