What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.