Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas