Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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Yarrrrrrr Metis!

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A living one.

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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

What is your reason for divorce?

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas