What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.