What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.