What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned