What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.