Explaining his wife.
Please answer before my wife gets home!
You've walked out of wife"
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me
Go for a disk drive.
Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...
are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.