How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

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How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...