What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Blast Jokes More Blast Jokes

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.