How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.