What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot?

Aye CaRoomba

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

How about that airline food?

They give you two choices but their always out of one.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.