What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.