How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Stoat Jokes More Stoat Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different