One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.
Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
Do tell.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.