How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Stoat Jokes More Stoat Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.