How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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What is your favorite knick knock joke?

Do tell.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different