How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different