How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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My zipper.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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You take away its tiny brooms.

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Shake that blasphemy

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He touched the stove before it was cool...

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My poor, mixed-up kids...

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.