How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What did the witch put in her hair?

A: Scare spray.

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It's PAN-demonium!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.