What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See