Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Coast Guard Jokes More Coast Guard Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!