Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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Coast Guard Jokes More Coast Guard Jokes

Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.