Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.