Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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The Internship

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Nothing. It just waved.

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore