What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

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What would people call an old John Cena?

John Senile

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.