What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.