Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?

A: The bucket.

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...