Towel Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

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What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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